Free Printable Mezuzah Scrolls – Not!

They say that there is a market for everything.  What about an object that you and probably very few other people in the Jewish world have ever thought of. Well, the search for a free online Printable Mezuzah Scroll obviously has had some serious inquiries with intent to buy.

I am really impressed. This totally ludicrous item is not being sold, so far. An actual website which is an online mezuzah store is stipulating that they will not accommodate you if you desire this particular item. They do, however, advise you to keep searching.  I’m not impressed with this advice! Do as they do, not as they say, okay?